Me: "I want to go to Ikea this weekend."
Him: "What could we possibly need at Ikea?"
Me: "A cowhide rug for the living room."
Him: "I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood you, I thought you just said you wanted a divorce."
I laughed harder than I have in forever.
I love our current living room rug but I want less color and pattern. I'm convinced it's going to make the room come together. And I need a pale almost white cowhide rug. May the Ikea gods have favor on me for making the trip and one will actually be in stock.